The Complete Get Christine O’Donnell Elected Kit

I have searched the Internet for a week trying to find out anything I could, about Chris Coons, that might help Christine O’Donnell win the Delaware Senate seat.

Funny Tweets

• FLASH! chris coons once thanked a man for calling him merely ugly
• FLASH! chris coons invented the phrase WTF to describe himself.

Video

Chris Coons: "I Will Support Harry Reid And Rubberstamp The Obama Agenda"






Best Christine O'Donnell Video Ever



Links

• Chris Coons: Volunteer for Liberation Theology
• Harry Reid’s ‘Pet’
• FACT CHECK: Chris Coons Led New Castle County to Verge Of Bankruptcy Democrat’s Claims Of “Restored Financial Health” Ring Hollow In Face Of Disastrous Record As New Castle County Executive
• The Chris Coons Project- how Tweed Park Project gave to the rich and took the property of the working class- Delaware News
• Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010 | Posted by paulcollier Chris Coons Tax Record as County Executive of New Castle County- Delaware News
• Chris Coons: Wrong on the Issues
• Delaware Senate Race: O'Donnell Opponent Chris Coons Restricts Access to Records Just Like Obama
• Funny Comments
• Chris Coons Drunk off Of Taxpayers Money
• What Can We Expect Of Chris Coons In Washington?
• Senator Franken to host event for Chris Coons

Audio

• Mark Levin (Chris Coons: ‘I Studied Under A Marxist’)

Chris Coons Quotes

• "the idea that America is a land of opportunity is a myth."

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Top 10 Reasons Why If You Are From Delaware That You Should Elect Christine O’Donnell

10. Hey, she could really be a witch. Did you think of that? Did you see the Bewitched episode when Darin was standing in the cheese line because he was unemployed? Me either!

9. O'Donnell is at least 97% less likely than Coons to masturbate while thinking of Harry Reid! That should be reason enough to convince anyone. You may not even need to move on.

8. Electing Coons will all but eliminate the possibility of seeing a cat fight between O’Donnell and Katie Couric. Now what kind of an American would not want to see that?

7. If O’Donnell is elected, nobody will have to explain to Joe Biden that having Coons in the Senate is not a racist statement. That could take weeks, not to mention several boxes of crayons.

6. Chris Coons is whom Obama wants to win. First the Olympics, then the economy, and now America, the dufus Obama has made a complete ass out of everything that he has touched. Do you want him to make an ass out of Delaware?

5.There is a zero percent chance of O’Donnell coming back from Africa a bearded Marxist. Everyone knows, maybe with the exception of Nancy Pelosi, that women can't grow beards.

4.You won't ever again get a visual of a creepy old man stroking his weasel when Harry Reid refers to your Senator as his little pet. Process that for a minute.

3.When Coons is around Obama, the reflection off his head could interfere the President's teleprompter.

If you want to hear, et, et, et, ah, ah ah, I, I,I ,I I, duh, for two more years, go ahead and elect Coons.

2.If all politicians are really all alike, then wouldn’t you rather have to continually look at one that looks like her instead of him. If they are all crooks why not watch a hot babe crook instead of a short, bald and ugly Coons.

1. The #1 reason the people of Delaware should elect O’Donnell instead of Chris Coons is

Chris Coons will raise your property taxes taxes to 25% like he did in New Castle.

These are all valid reasons, but it would take a complete moron to vote for someone who raised taxes to 25% in his last job.

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