Mail Call for September 11, 2011

Mail’s in! Only one letter today.

Dear allah: Today is September 11, 2011. I suppose I don’t have to tell you the significance of this date, but I will. Today is the tenth anniversary of an unprovoked horrendous attack on my country, America, by your followers, and I curse them and I curse you, just as I did on September 11, 2001 and every day since then. I curse your fundamentalist orthodox followers because of what they did to my country, what they are doing to my country, and what they are doing all over the world.

I curse you because they are doing it in your name, and they base their reasoning on the writings of mohammed (gewad ibn himar), as supposedly dictated by you through the angel Gabriel (however, since you don’t actually exist and the words were dictated by satan himself – but let’s not let the facts stand in the way of this letter, shall we). In your name, your devout followers engage in unprovoked terrorist attacks worldwide, primarily targeting innocent men, women, and children – including babies. In your name your devout followers celebrate ashura by taking a knife and cutting open the heads of children, again including babies. In your name, your devout followers engage in imperialistic colonialism, and then hypocritically condemn others for being in their various countries.

Your devout followers practice female circumcision and female genital mutilation, all in your name. In your name your devout followers commit murder in the name of so-called “honor.” Where is the honor in shooting, stabbing, hanging, and beating your family members to death? These are the acts of cowardly dogs, therefore there is no honor in what they do. In your name your devout followers relegate women to the role of subservient second class citizens, and condone the rape of innocent girls – and then kill them because they were forcibly raped. Again, all in the name of honor.

In your name, your devout followers engage in homosexual pedophilia, victimizing hundreds, if not thousands, of innocent little boys each year. In your name, your devout followers relegate all non-muslims to the role of subservient second class citizens. At least those that are not murdered outright.

It is said, by your followers, that you are a merciful god, and a loving god, and that yours is a religion of peace. To that I say, hogwash! Yours is not a religion of peace. It is an oppressive, murderous, sinful cult spawned from the very depths of hell, and out of the very mouth of satan. And if you do not like what I am saying, tough. Live with it, because I will not change, nor will I cower behind small children as your devout followers do.

If your devout followers wish to declare a fatwa against me because of what I say, I say fine. Bring it on. But have your devout followers grow a set and do their own fighting. Do not allow them to hide behind small children and mentally disabled people that they strap bombs to, as is their current practice. You, allah, are nothing but a dog, not a god (I suspect ol’ mohammed was dyslexic), and your devout followers, including mohammed (gewad ibn himar), are nothing but dogs themselves. And in the canine world, they would be the equivalent of Chihuahua’s, constantly shaking in fear and peeing themselves when confronted by a superior force, just as you would do, and will do, when confronted by the One True God.

Now normally I would take this opportunity to remind Anthony Weiner that he is still a putz, but this is about you, allah, or should I call you anubis. Yes, I think I will call you anubis. The Egyptian dog god. Yes. It is by far more fitting a name for you. You can take your fundamentalist orthodox devoted followers and your oppressive murderous satanic cult of death and shove it straight up your wahabbi where it came from and where it belongs.

September 11, 2001. We will never forget. We will never forgive. We will never submit.