Why Are All Of Those Racists Loving Herman Cain?

Didn’t Janeane Garofalo say “the teabaggers just can’t stand the thought of a back man as President?” Didn’t she say that it was “racismmmm?” Hasn't the towering intellectual himself -- Keith Olbermann -- weighed the pros and cons, and found racism the main teabagging motivator? Hasn’t that been the theme of every liberal talking head over the last three years? Conservatives hate Obama because he is black, and everything else is just a cover-up.

They can’t be wrong, so I will explain their love for Herman Cain.



They are right; the Teaparty is racist.

They hate themselves because they hate people of color, and out of guilt are trying to identify with the minorities they loath.


It is like when they put a hot skinny chick in a fat suit and then send her out in public. As sorry as she feels for the way the truly fat girls get treated, she would never really want to be fat.

Deep down she feels a little superior, and it is like that with the baggers as well.

It is obvious that the teabaggers hate themselves for their feelings of racism, and the way they are dealing with it, is by pretending that an obviously dimwitted and under qualified candidate is worthy of being president of the United States… And will vote on him just because he is black.

I say shame on the teabaggers; a black man should be afforded the opportunity to be as big a babbling, stuttering, moronic teleprompter reader as anyone else.

DOH!

"NYT: Mr. Cain won nearly 40 percent of the 2,657 people who voted, more than doubling Mr. Perry’s total and that of Mitt Romney, who came in a close third.
Today at the Republican Party of Florida’s Presidency 5, 2,657 delegates cast their votes in the Party’s straw poll."
"The results of that straw poll are in and are as follows:"
1. Herman Cain, 37.1%
2. Rick Perry, 15.4%
3. Mitt Romney, 14%
4. Rick Santorum, 10.9%
5. Ron Paul, 10.4%
6. Newt Gingrich, 8.4%
7. Jon Huntsman, 2.3%
8. Michele Bachmann, 1.5%