In Part 1, the most commonly overlooked defense of the 2nd Amendment was presented. By using the finite and immutable laws of English grammar, we demonstrated that the people do, in fact, have a right to keep and bear arms. Also, we rediscovered the lost art of diagramming sentences and mentioned the roles that gorillas and pizza may play in 2nd Amendment discussions. If you haven’t read Part 1, please do so. It can be found here: http://is.gd/Or5kFb
After conclusively proving to your liberal friend that, grammatically, the right to keep and bear arms is not, as he claims, a right reserved by only the militia, he will give you the same vacant stare that can only be matched by the vacant stare of Kim Kardashian, deep in thought, attempting to unravel the hidden mystery behind the existence of shoe laces. Any mention of a prepositional phrase or an adverb is enough to lose the attention of all liberals and, unable to form coherent thoughts on their own, you must assist them. - - Read More
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