Putting the FREE in Freedom!

Frankly, we couldn't think of any better way to celebrate the 4th of July than telling Barack Hussein Obama where to stick it...unless it was not only telling him where to stick it, but 57 different methods of doing so!

Which is why we're giving away the ebook version of "OBAMA SUTRA - An Illustrated Guide to 57 States of Ecstasy" absolutely free today, Thursday, and Friday! (Please make sure that Amazon is showing the price as free before downloading...sometimes it takes their system a little while to readjust prices).

The book, painstakingly authored and illustrated by your own Stilton Jarlsberg (and glowingly reviewed by some of the world's most intelligent and eloquent blog commentors) is pretty much exactly what you'd expect it to be from the title: a tongue-in-cheek parody of the 2000-year old "Kama Sutra" sex manual, featuring 57 "passion positions" inspired by the words and deeds of Barack Obama.

Want to see the backbreaking gymnastics necessary to do the "Fast and Furious?" How about "Leading from Behind," "18 Holes," "The Fierce Urgency of Now," "Stimulus Package," and many, many more! And along with the 57 full-page illustrations (which are risque but not x-rated), you also get a lengthy glossary of the 57 news stories which inspired the cartoons! More than enough factual material to demolish any nattering liberal who dares to speak a word in King Barry's behalf!

Don't have a Kindle eReader? No problem! Just go here to download a free Kindle reading app for your PC, Mac, iPhone/iPad, Smartphone, Blackberry, Android, or teleprompter!

Please spread the word and tell friends (or, if you must, liberals) about this limited-time free download offer! There aren't any catches or gimmicks...this is just our way of celebrating America's birthday and lighting some fireworks where they'll do the most good!

Download your free "OBAMA SUTRA" ebook here!

But wait! There's more!

We couldn't resist making this little video to help make Barry's last 4th of July in the Whitehouse special. We assume next 4th of July, he'll be cutting ribbons at the opening of supermarkets or mosques in Chicago.

Ever wonder what Barry is thinking about
while scratching his junk during our National Anthem?
Hope n' Change Cartoons reveals all!

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