Either Put up -- Or Shut-up!
A Commentary by J. D. Longstreet
hate braggarts and bullies! Kim Jong Un has proven himself to be
both. I am tired of his mouth. If he wants a fight, then, by all
means, let's give him one -- and -- while we're at it, set those people he holds hostage free!
case you've been vacationing off-planet recently, Kim Jong Un is the
fat little sawed-off twenty-something with the Napoleon complex now
ruling North Korea. (At this writing, Kim has not been seen in public in at least two weeks.)
that the crazy kid has a few nuclear fire crackers, he thinks he's king
of the world. There are indications of some serious mental issues (in
abundance) in his less than rational behavior lately.
wants to hit Tokyo with nukes first. The Japanese have not taken his
wild threats well and orders have gone out to their self defense forces
to shoot down any missile that appears to be headed their way.
Kim has not taken the news well. He is irate that the Japanese are not
welcoming of a third mushroom cloud over another of their country's
Some words of warning -- and advice -- to Mr. Kim:
have news for you, little buddy. If you light the fuse on your much
touted bottle rocket, The big brother of the Japanese is going to rain
down pure hell on you and your government and armed forces. Why, it'll
be enough to make a megalomaniac wet himself.
OK. Maybe not. Maybe we'll just send in some of our, uh, "specialists" to dispatch your sorry behind.
Kimmy, son, you act as if you are the first dictator to ever threaten the US. Uh-uh. Nope.
In fact, somewhere on the Internet there is a video of a fellow by the
name of Saddam swinging from a rope. You might want to view that video.
It could initiate, shall we call it, an "attitude adjustment" on your part. Who knows, you may have a life altering experience by just viewing the video.
One thing is for sure. Continue along the path you have chosen and you are certain to have a life-altering experience. It's length may be altered making it substantially shorter than you expected. Just saying.
Kimmy, did you miss class, in that swanky Swiss school, when they
covered the part about America's policy of second strike and America's
capability in a second strike. See, the US policy has been, and
remains, that any nation firing nukes at America will be fired upon from
our substantial nuclear arsenal and those nuclear fireballs will
continue blossoming over the offending nation until that piece of real
estate simply no longer exists. Yep. That's the policy.
See all those US ships off your shoreline? Well, it's the ones you don't see that will be dealing the death blow to the DPRK. Suffice it to say, Kim, you're going to have a rotten day.
But, if you are determined, then come on, let's dance.
Look, Kimmy, baby, your infantile behavior is no longer funny. Now it is just plan annoying. Even your long time supporter to the north has about had enough. That's BAD news
for you, Kimmy. See, the US is a little stand-offish, about taking
out national leaders. In fact, we have a rule/regulation against doing
just that. But, hey, your old buddy to the North has no such rule, law,
or even qualms about removing an annoying national leader -- with extreme prejudice.
an old man, son. I have lived on the same earth and breathed the same
air as the best dictators history has yet to offer -- Adolf Hitler,
Joseph Stalin, Benito Mussolini, Mao Zedong, Idi Amin, Ho Chi Minh,
Saddam Hussein, Muammar Qaddafi, Juan Peron, Ayatollah Khomeini,
Ferdinand Marcos, General Suharto, Pol Pot, and Fransisco Franco --
and Kim, I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings, but son, you just don't measure up.
It's time to fish, or cut bait. The world is no longer laughing at
your antics. Instead, they are looking for an excuse to light into you
-- with gusto. And you, young man, are very likely going to wind up at the end of a rope at the hands of your own people.
We're done. We're finished playing now. YOU get to decide how this thing ends. But remember, you are playing with fire. One
false move, one slip-up, one mistake, or misstep, will bring the full
wrath of the forces arrayed against you hurtling down upon your head.
it would appear your mouth has written a check your derriere cannot
cash. You are now down to only two choices: Put up, or shut up. You
choose. We're ready either way.
© J. D. Longstreet