Sunday, July 21

WalMart vs. The Morons

The author of this clever missive is unknown but unto God.
(First posted on Things Liberals Hate on Facebook).


WalMart vs. The Morons

1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart Every hour of every day.

2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!

3. WalMart will sell more from January 1st to St. Patrick's Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.

4. WalMart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target + Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined.

5. WalMart employs 1.6 million people, is the world's largest private employer, and most speak English.

6. WalMart is the largest company in the history of the world.

7. WalMart now sells more food than Kroger and Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only fifteen years.

8. During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains sought bankruptcy.

9. WalMart now sells more food than any other store in the world.

10. WalMart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had five years ago.

11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur at WalMart stores. (Earth's population is approximately 6.5 Billion.)

12. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of a WalMart. You may think that I am complaining, but I am really laying the groundwork for suggesting that MAYBE we should hire the guys who run WalMart to fix the economy.

This should be read and understood by all Americans… Democrats, Republicans, EVERYONE!!

To President Obama and all 535 voting members of the Legislature, it is now official that the majority of you are corrupt morons:

a. The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775. You have had 238 years to get it right and it is broke.

b. Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 78 years to get it right and it is broke.

c. Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You have had 75 years to get it right and it is broke.

d. War on Poverty started in 1964. You have had 49 years to get it right; $1 trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to "the poor" and they only want more.

e. Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965. You have had 48 years to get it right and they are broke.

f. Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You have had 43 years to get it right and it is broke.

g. The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to lessen our dependence on foreign oil. It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a budget of $24 billion a year and we import more oil than ever before. You had 36 years to get it right and it is an abysmal failure.

You have FAILED in every "government service" you have shoved down our throats while overspending our tax dollars.

AND YOU WANT AMERICANS TO BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM??

We're "broke" and can't help our own Seniors, Veterans, Orphans, Homeless etc., and we provide BILLIONS in Foreign Aid to most of the world, while borrowing 40 cents of every dollar the government spends.

Our retired seniors living on a 'fixed income' receive no aid nor do they get any breaks.

AMERICA: a country where we have homeless without shelter, children going to bed hungry, elderly going without needed medicines, and mentally ill without treatment, etc.


This is not what most patriots signed up for. This is a disgrace of 535 people screwing things up.

By Gerald A. Loeb
copyright 2013

1 comment:

gyrene242 said...

Point made! Outsource the Presidency and hire WalMart as a contractor to fix the economy!!!

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