In the face of declining popularity amongst African-Americans (whose net worth has dropped 53% under this president), Barack Obama just released a radio ad which combines funk, gospel, a Barry White-soundalike, and promises of free goodies mixed in with a little angry class warfare.
Because the ad is only targeted to urban radio stations, a lot of people might have missed it. So in the spirit of bipartisan helpfulness, we're running Barry's radio ad right here. And we've even included visuals at no extra charge!
No need to thank us, Mr. Obama. It's just our way of saying "We've Got Your Back!"
Note: Except for a few added sound effects (and the scream "Soylent Green is people!") the radio ad hasn't been tampered with in any way. -