Mail’s in!
Dear America: English lesson. “Moo-Cow”. Noun. Female of
domestic cattle. Just so ya know. (Source)
Dear
Jesse Jackson: I assume you and Rev. Al will be looking into this? What’s that?
Probably not? How about if they were white? (Source)
Dear State of Illinois: “Send in the clowns. Send in the
clowns. Don’t bother, they’re here.” (Source)
Dear Elderly Americans: Bwaaahahahahahahah! Sucker! Much
love, Rep. Jim Cooper (Source)
From: Cecilia Munoz, White House Director of
Intergovernmental Affairs
To: Mis Hermanos Mexicanos
Mis hermanos mexicanos, vienen a América. La costa está
clara. ¡Prisa!
(Source)
Dear President Obama: The poll numbers have just come in
and you are still immensely popular … in Europe, (and among Al Qaeda, the
Taliban, Hamas, Hezbollah, and MSNBC. Sorry for the redundancy). (Source)
Dear AlGore: Looks like you’ve lost another one. (Source)
Dear Ewa Beach Elementary School Vice Principal: You
wuss! (Source)
Dear Fellow Conservative Bloggers: As you have no doubt
heard [OBAMA IS KILLING AMERICA],
Barack Obama [LOVES TERRORISTS] has
recently launched a [MERCILESS ATTACK ON
THE MIDDLE CLASS] new website called “Attack Watch.” Obama [IS A COMMIE] will be [AND A MUSLIM!] utilizing this new website
to monitor those [WHO TELL THE TRUTH
ABOUT THE LYING SCUMBAG!] whom they claim are lying about the President [THAT HATE’S AMERICA AND LOVES TERRORISTS!],
and engaging in what Obama [IS GIVING OUR
COUNTRY AWAY TO ILLEGALS!] says are blatant smear tactics [AND THE MUSLIMS!]. So please [DON’T STOP TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT HIM]
conduct yourselves accordingly, and in a thoughtful and respectful manner.
Thank you.
This public service announcement contains no subliminal
messages.
(Source)
